The Mep Report

Is Perfect Girl…Perfect? (Mep Report #127)

Greg — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 21:40:19 +0000

Perfect Girl Exposed! (No, It’s Not What You Think), Shrooms Exposed! (No, That’s Not What You Think Either), Russ Wins at 12th Dimensional Chess, Jackie Hates Perfect Girl, How Long Does It Take to Write the Perfect Text, Always Carry the One When Calculating the Rapture, When Atheists Attack, and Storey Exposed! (No, It’s…Well, Maybe It Is What You Think).

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She Loves You, Mep, Mep, Mep (Mep Report #126)

Greg — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 05:12:01 +0000

Give a Man a Quarter and He Can Play One Game, Teach Him to Write in Basic and He Can Feed a Village (Really), They Don’t Make Video Games the Way They Used To (and Get Off My Lawn!), Russ Can’t Help Falling In Love…Again…, Is This the Text That Launched a Thousand Ships?, How Rabbits From Certain Places Can Help You Recover Your Voice, How Many Meppers Does It Take to Get One Mepper a Date, Angry Pictures are Angry, and Chemistry = Not Fat.

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Spas, Hordes, and Kings (Mep Report #125)

Greg — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 19:18:23 +0000

Greg Runs the Gauntlet of the Spa Castle, Uniforms Vs. Au Natural: Fight!, To Every Horde, Turn, Turn, Turn, The Horror of Red Bumperman, The Joy of Having One’s Skin Ripped Off, and Zombie Kings.

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The World is Fake (Mep Report #124)

Greg — Sat, 25 Dec 2010 01:20:21 +0000

Greg Gets a Mortgage (and Becomes an Adult), Russ Gets a Bear (and Becomes a Psychic), Storey Gets a Twin (and Becomes a Skeptic), Kobe Bryant and Jimmy Kimmel Destroy Society One Video Game at a Time, The Meppers Get Immersed, and Everything is Awesome In Sloooooowwww-Moooooo.

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The Apocalypse Will Be Massively Multiplayer (Mep Report #123)

Greg — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 04:48:06 +0000

Headlines Grate While Storey Updates, Bedbugs are Bed (Uh, Bad), Some People Call it a Unabomber…Russ Calls it a Beard (mmmhmm), Slide Whistles are Better Than Suicide, The Final Days of DAOC, The Second Coming (and Leaving) of Greg, Then Everyone Was a Jedi, and the Forecast is Partly Cloudy With a Chance of Apocalypse.

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The Tea Baggers Riseth (Mep Report #121)

Greg — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 08:42:50 +0000

The Greatest American Five Fingers, The Teabag Doesn’t Fall Far From the Tree for Rand Paul, We Like Ice Cream Because It’s ICE CREAM!, What if We Just Lightly Sear Them?, Lakers Fail at Immigration, Invading Arizona for Fun, Profit, and Golf Courses, Greg Roots For the Insurance Company to Win the Bet, and the BuddhaFather.

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There’s No Horrible In The Middle of Good (Mep Report #119)

Greg — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 00:28:50 +0000

Clea Can’t Get No Satisfaction; Greg’s Life in Three Dimensions; Jackie Chan and the Masochistic Dragon Swoon; Mep Report Rare Ostrich Steak Attack GO!!!!!; The World According to EPCOT; We’re Much More Trekkie Than You; and Sometimes Horrible Is In The Middle of Good.

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Reality Based Theme Park Opens (Mep Report #118)

russ — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 07:06:32 +0000

The Mep that Neither Begins nor Ends; How Improv Can Either Save the World or Destroy it; Murderous Shepherds and Other Little Known Cultural Legacies; Gladwell’s Advocate; Privacy – Destroyer of all Things; and Why Asians are Great at Math (but Terrible at Piloting).

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The Mep Who Stares at Goats (Mep Report #117)

Greg — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:22:16 +0000

Facebook Is Kind. Facebook Is Good. All Hail Facebook. When Even Foresight Should Have Been 20/20; Just War Vs. Just a War; Gilligan’s Island As Metaphor for War; Clea and Facebook are BFF; Storey Still Hates Privacy; How the Internet Saved and Destroyed the World At the Same Time; and It’s All Fun And Games Until Someone Loses a Thought.

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Baby Channels Sea Star Powers. (Mep Report #116)

Greg — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 09:30:28 +0000

Hey, Hey, The Gang’s All Here, Krull and Kelp Kollide, Russ Goes Back to School, Immortality Is/Is Not Overrated, Baby Sea Cucumbers, Rack-O is Whack-O, Cash for Coal, and NAFTA Bartenders.

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Mep Report 116–Krull, Krill and Kelp!

Greg — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 08:13:21 +0000

As we previously promised, here is the first video highlight from the Mep Reporters, filmed on location at Eagle Studios. We’ll post several more of these highlights over the coming weeks, and will have the edited audio version available here soon. Here the Meppers discuss the finer points of Krull, a movie Russ has inexplicably never seen.

Krull, Krill, and Kelp (Mep Report 116 Highlight) from Laserfalcon on Vimeo.

NYC Unveils Homeless Travel Agent Training (Mep Report #115)

russ — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 07:46:57 +0000

Potentials of Submersible Podcasting, Tron Nostalgia, Star Wars Political Philosophy, Sith Lord Gestapos, Trickle-Up Economics, Zen Minimalist U-Hauls, and Serendipitous Car Rental Experiences.

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Mep Report #114

Greg — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:12:33 +0000

The Meppers Navigate Down a Brook/Stream/Tributary of Troubles; Deeeeoooo; Greg, Neil Gaiman, and Bathtubs; Storey’s Great Society, or All Maim All the Time; Mep Mayhem; Analog Memorials in a Digital Age; and Shakespeare Pays a Visit.

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Mep Report #113

Greg — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 06:45:22 +0000

Living Forever Really Wouldn’t Be That Bad (Except for the Seven Sets of Teeth), Fruit Fly Empathy Camp, Kidnapping Twins in the Name of Science, Greg Questions the Evolutionary Benefits of Feeling Like Crap, The U.S. Economy = Ponzi Scheme, Time to Reset the Economy (if Storey Gets Paid), Storey Wants neither Science nor Nature nor Anything Else, Humans Aren’t All That Evil (Except When They Are), and Everyone Loves Conspiracies.

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Mep Chronicles: The Death of Storibald

russ — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 00:00:23 +0000

Today we revisit one of the most impactful moments in the history of TMR. Episode 86 marked the departure of Mepper Storey. While he was partially resurrected in Episode 95, he merely was able to roam the Mep landscape as a tortilla-eating zombie.

Here is the official sendoff for Storey as recorded by the Mep deity known as the Giant Flying Beaver that Rules the Universe:

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Mep Report #111

Greg — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 07:50:55 +0000

Russ and the Christmas Curse, Greg Calls Natural Laws Out, What If God Was a Baby, Russ Goes to the Island of Dr. Santa Claus, Russ is No Longer a Fan of Cheese, Russ is Hit Over the Head With a Yuletide Log, 11 Months of Sanity Out of 12 Isn’t So Bad, Clea Calls the West Coast Out (Again), and Gandalf Claus.

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Captain Dan & The Scurvy Crew

russ — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 00:35:27 +0000

We have a not-so-minor obsession with pirates here in Mep Land. So it’s my pleasure to introduce you to the premier Pirate Rap Group on the internet.

These guys can lay down a serious shanty with the best of them. They even produce their own music videos.

Here’s a nicely addictive track of theirs to listen to while you enjoy the album cover ARRRRRRRRRT:

Mep Report #110

Greg — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 09:05:33 +0000

If Greg’s Leg Offends Him Cut it Off, An Offer Cancer Just Can’t Refuse, Kurt Warner Knows His Dante, Yes We Can Discuss the Inauguration, America is Marginally Worse Off (so America is in Huge Trouble), Money for Nothing (and Our Stocks for Free), America is Depressed and Storey Couldn’t be Happier, Clea Defends Shades of Gray, and Russ Still Thinks Most People are Stupid.

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Mep Report #109

russ — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:41:05 +0000

Vegas Baby Vegas!, Vegas sucks!, Vegas is tremendous!,
The Tale of the Poker Highlander, The Tale of the Galaga Highlander, Mentally Challenged Roleplayers, Just Do More Heroin, and Tokenphilia.

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Mep Report #108

russ — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:36:10 +0000

Lying Mothers and the Babies they Wield, Generic Chieftain Man and the Bear God Puku-Puku, Male Angst as Motivation for Human Sacrifice, Baseball as Religious Methadone, Aztec Hippies, and TMR Defeats MLB Attorneys in Pitched Battle.

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Mep Report #107

russ — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 22:34:50 +0000

The Big Fireworks Lobby, How Businesses are Oppressed by Native Americans, The “Put That Shit in the Sky,” Plan, Flying Plasmas, How the Black Market is Your Friend, Greg and Clea Fly their Conservative Flags High, and Baldness as a Gender Identifier.

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Mep Report #106

russ — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 22:32:10 +0000

The Wilson Baby Rocks the DPS, John McCain as a DragonBall Z Character, Shopping for Homophobes, Classic Rock Pwnage, Neil Young Loves Trains, the Mind-Boggling Success of “Daft Hands,” and How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take Down?

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Mep Report #105

russ — Sun, 25 May 2008 22:30:19 +0000

Hypermepilating, Sexual Innuendo and You, Breaking up with Greg is Hard to Do, Don’t be Glen (or Ross), Elves are Fancy Boys, Heavy Metal Sonnets, Russ’s New Snazzy Gadget (that isn’t purple!), and Mac Users are Jerks!

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Mep Report #104

russ — Sun, 11 May 2008 22:28:46 +0000

Chicken-infected Salt, Microwaving for Great Justice, Small Town Stores, The Great/Terrible Debate about GE Foods, Rehabbing from BoingBoing, Trapped in Jdate Vortexes, Pining for Universal Zombism, and the True Origins of Nien Nunb.

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Mep Report #103

russ — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 22:25:59 +0000

World of Addictioncraft,Greg Twitters, Clea Ponders Washington Towns, And Points Out Russ’s Predictabliity,Breast Milk Applications, When you Wish Upon a Matzoh, Spicing Up Songs with “Eh!”, and more bad Jdating.

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Mep Report #102

russ — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:23:59 +0000

Storey vs. the Sloth Bear, Aloeverapathy, Hinduism in a Bag, Why Gandhi Gift Shops are not a Growth Industry, Justice Brandeis Heads to Hooters, TMR Welcomes a New Mepper, and Russ Hates 24 Year Olds.

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Mep Report #101

russ — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 22:21:52 +0000

Listening to Emus is Better than Taunting Tigers Drunk (and High), Storey Meets Snake Pliskin, Uwe Boll Defeats Smokey and the Bandit by TKO, Clea Internalizes a New Emu, This Show Not Suitable for Listening Without Parent, You May Owe You Money, 100% of Clowns LOL@ Statistics, and Placentas as Mood Rings.

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Mep Report #100

russ — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 22:20:05 +0000

TMR Goes Centenarian, Dulcet Tones of Liminal Space, Warring Gazebo States, Russ Subjects the Meppers to Furry Culture, Star Wars Fails at Physics, Sly Stallone is Old, Cutting Edge Fremen Technology, and there… are… Four… Wives!

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Mep Report #99

russ — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 22:18:45 +0000

Message Board Territoriality, The New Segue Sound Effect, THe Price is Right Chop Shop, Fairytale Elves vs. Fantasy Elves, The Last Great Viking Debate of ’07, St. Magnus the Fictional, Sabre-Tooth Tiger Soup, Dentist Holliday, And How Clangy was the Iron Age?

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Mep Report #98

russ — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 22:17:21 +0000

The Kris Kringle of Kaspersky, Waiting for Bureacracy and Global Climate Trends, Craigslist’s Free Rent for Nakeds, John Woo’s Body Swapper, Diplomatic Abortions, and Unanimous Euthenasia, and the Great Baby Migration of 2176, and A New Emu.

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Mep Report #97

russ — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 22:15:45 +0000

Chinese Dissidents Discover Emus, Incompetent Translation, The Teddy Bear that Shall Not be Named, Darwinian Cannabalism, The Internet Saga of ‘Two Girls One Cup’, Russ Identifies with Surfers who Rob Banks while Wearing Nixon Masks, And a Special Edition of Mep Lore: Drug Variety Night.

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Mep Report #96

russ — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 22:12:40 +0000

A Minor Miscalculation, Turkey Crunk Lore, Your Choices are Commercialism or Gluttony, Parades that Come to You, My Grandson Works for the Mystery Tubes, The Legend of Fallopius Flairndip, Calling Greg, In Person E-mail Scams, O Beethoven! O Kids! O Tables!, and All Movies Prominently Featuring Domesticated Animals are Terrible.

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Mep Report #95

russ — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 22:10:14 +0000

The Prodigal Emu Returns, Trent Lott – Minority Whip, Immortal Dead Clams, TMR Institues the Alzheimer’s Prevention Hour, The Great Audio Braille Experiment, Two Bumps Two Bumps Two Bumps, Traiblazers Draft Edward Scissorhands, Rejecting Max Contracts, There are no Ampersands in Baseball, And, Whatever You Do, Stop at Purple Belt!

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Mep Report #94

russ — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 22:07:29 +0000

Russ Goes Boing Boing Boing, And Subsequently Runs out of “Units,” Speed Readers vs. Auctioneers, TMR Eats a Turkey Sandwich with the Devil, MassiveAwesomeErectionWebsite.com, The Adventures of Flying Buttress Boy, Greg Desperately Wants to Ridicule Navy Football, Force Lightning in a Can, Cows and Terrorists Conspire to Turn the World into a Slurpee, and Clea Ponders Why Tourists Enjoy Reaching Up the Bull’s Ass.

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Mep Report #93

russ — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 22:05:43 +0000

(Guest Co-host: Kevin Grinberg) Metier Me, Fictional Portals to Hell, Militarizing North Korea’s De-militarized Zone, The Gatorade Center for High Fructose Corn Syrup Pouring, Word Empowering, Elementary Racism by Dr. Watson, Deterrence via Overreaction, Greg’s Tales of Road Rage, and Can the Elderly Competently Commit Felonies?

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Mep Report #92

russ — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 22:04:32 +0000

Yankees Lose! Theeee Yankees Lose!, Russ Blames the Red Sox for 9/11, MepWiki: A Page That Will Live in Infamy, TMR Drafts Holy Warriors for the Great Battle Against the Clown, Smart Chocolate, Weird Foods, Discussion Gets “Interesting” (Sadly), Knights Templar Bugger Pope, Soft-Modding and You, And Hating Cannot.Sleep.Clown.Will.Eat.Me@gmail.com

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Mep Report #91

russ — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 22:02:39 +0000

The Tale of Ernest Schaudenfreuder: The Inventor of Milled Beer, The Meaningless Lives of Met Fans, The Dangers of Emotional Investment in the MacDonalds ‘Monopoly’ Game, Fantatical Powers, Clea Compares Monks to Satanists, Anarchists Have Trouble Coordinating, TMR’s First Stock Tip, New Yorkers Complain About Fascism, The Falafel Man and His Propaganda, And the Great Mystery of the Holiday Inn Express ‘Stay Smart’ Campaign.

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Mep Report #90

russ — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:00:55 +0000

The Sleep and Science Episode: Russ Dreams Bad Sci-fi Scripts, Comatose Revelations, Alpha-Wave Meditation Cults, Lucy Dreams, Greg Dreams of Zsa Zsa Gabor and Arnold Schwarzenegger Carrying a Pasta Machine, TMR Solves the Energy, Climate Crises and Iraq war Trifecta, and Time-Traveling Reverse-Psychology Nazi Ad Campaigns.

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Mep Report #89

russ — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 21:59:17 +0000

Simultaneous Mepping, Greg Gets Mistaken for a Sixteen Year-Old, Hugh Grant’s Whore Mangler, Enterprise Fender-Benders, Costco’s Sarcastic Price Club, Clea Learns to Hate, Telemarketing 101, More Wiki-Vandalism, All Sex is Rape Until it’s Not, and Newsflash: Christopher Walken is Strange.

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Mep Report #88

russ — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 21:56:26 +0000

Russ and the Russian go to Heckling School, Joe Stuhoob’s Inn for Scalpers, Men’s Room Humor, The Great Dogfighting Debate of Ought-Seven, Consecutive Alternating Hooks = Invincibility, The 60s Stun, Dogs are Klingons, Dog Eugenics, and Michael Vick Sodomizes the Elderly and/or Disabled.

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Mep Report #87

russ — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 21:55:14 +0000

Serial Amazon Reviewers, Who is Harriet Klausner?, Off-Off Broadway Flops, Wiki-ruption, Everyone’s Favorite Show: “Let’s Go Outside and Watch the Dueling Guys Shoot Each Other in the Head!”, Renaissance Message Boards, Steinbeck to Steinbrenner, Boom Goes the Dynamite, and Rex Hudler: Color Man or 1920s Seductress?

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Mep Report #86

russ — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 21:53:21 +0000

A Day that Will Live in Famy, Russ Travels to the Land of Storey Shuffles Off this Mepper Coil (to a 21 Bagpipe Salute), Clea Gets Called Up to the Majors, Russ Becomes a Salmon, Comedy vs. a Stable Family Life, Russ Almost Gets Married and Doesn’t Know Why, Russian Litigators < Breasts, When Reality Shows Shouldn't Be, Decapitated Heads Also < Breasts, Male Breasts Also < Female Breasts, Beauty is in the Eye of the Double Helix, An End to Vague Demographic Descriptions, and Prisoners are People Even in Sign Language..

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Mep Report #85

russ — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 21:51:49 +0000

A Day that Will Live in Famy, Russ Travels to the Land of Deliverance, Major City Qualifications, DC Madames Attend Debate Camp, Al Qaeda M.D., The National Automotive Threat Level, Fantasies of Alien Conquerors, This Next Story May Kill You, The Future of Wooden Cyborgs in MLB (Joe Nuxall vs. Buffalo Knuckles), Saturn’s Curse, and Marauding Gangs of Betrothed Jews.

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Mep Report #84

russ — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 21:50:10 +0000

The Art Interpretation Episode: Russ’ Little Secret, the Power of Oprah, Artists Too Cool for an Audience, Accessibility of Books, Your Lover vs. Houghton-Mifflin, the MMORPG of Doom, Cocaine is Not Art, How to Interpret the New Hit Song Called “Kill Yourself, Kill Yourself, Kill Yourself Now”, Serial Killers’ Reading Lists, and this Episode Makes You Stab Your Neck.

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Mep Report #83

russ — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 21:48:23 +0000

Anger Confidential, Greg Tries to Get Storey Fired, Buzz Gooberman to the Rescue, Red Sox Paranoia, Tales of Unending Roadtrips, Unwise Trip to Wise, Uneducated Trip to Oxford, Subjective Theories of Time, Quantum Mechanics, and Particle Physics.

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Mep Report #82

russ — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 21:46:45 +0000

Whoa-oa-oa, Letter from a Chad, Prophet Meter, Three’s Company in Gitmo and Abu Ghraib, Jim Croce Plugged, Greg Learns Who Raffi Is, John Ritter the Ninja Turtle, APDA Werewolf/Mafia, Meta-Meta-Meta Rally Time, Fun with Plantar Fasciitis, Giambi’s Gellin’, RPG Realism Revisited, and Grailade.

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Mep Report #81

russ — Wed, 30 May 2007 21:45:15 +0000

Russ Tries to Get Storey Killed at a Mariners/Angels Game, the Rally Gorilla, Greg Learns Compassion in a Hockey Arena, Russ’ USCongress.TV, A-Rod Plays Uno with a Stripper, Michael Kay Continues to be an Idiot, Storey’s Opposition to Privacy, Storey Makes an Announcement that Disgusts the Others, the Wife-Beating Crap-Eater, and Exhibitionist Puritans.

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Mep Report #80

russ — Wed, 23 May 2007 21:43:46 +0000

This Bird Has Flown (Norwegian Greg), Chewbacca Dies, The Onion Concedes, Russ Fought the Law and the Law Won, Hon. Douglas Malcolm’s Most Just Celery Sandwich, The Strange Ethics of Acceptance in Norwegian Lines, Viking Pillaging vs. Snail Cultivation, Austin and His JDate Crash a Skating Party, Russ Joins a Ditzy Commercial Girl and an Axe-Murderer in the Non-Sheep Reject Pile, and a Serious Discussion of the Dead: Jerry Falwell, Ronald Reagan, and Shawshank’s Warden Norton.

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Mep Report #79

russ — Wed, 09 May 2007 21:38:48 +0000

Storey Lives, an Extensive Explanation of the Nature of an Elliptical Trainer, Swedish Complaint Departments and Other Myths, U?SB’s, The Great Debate Over the Definition of the Word Portable, Capsule Sponge Animals vs. Shrinky-Dinks, Toy Safety Standards, the Young Mepventers Club, Russ as a Cyborg with a Bomb, the Epic Nuking of Troy, the Electric-Shock Alarm Clock, Storey’s Risk Aversion, and Children: Not as Smart as Adults.

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Mep Report #78

russ — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 21:37:18 +0000

Vanilla Christ and Chocolate Moses, It’s Not Unusual for Russ to Be Alone… Because He’s Too Smart for People, the Birth of an ArrogantJerk, the Giant Flying Beaver’s Quantum Leap, Serious Vlogging, the Boston Digg Party, RIAA Puppy-Kicking Stakes, Greg Explains Why the Mep Report is On the Internet, Clea Winnebago-Ho-Chunk, Little-Known Stories of Kokopelli, Naked Hydration Via Torso-Licking, First Do All Harm, 09-F9, Diplomatic Immunity and Movie Threes, Peter Jackson’s Jesus-Gandhi-Buddha Application, We Like to Star-Wars Star-Wars, and Star Wars 255: Death of Chewbacca.

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Mep Report #77

russ — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 21:35:02 +0000

Vonnegut’s Daughter, the Cellphone Scurvy Apocalypse, Mechanical Bee Development, BDS, Iraq: Wipeout!, Storey Breaks the Sound Barrier, the Father of All Terrorists of All Time, Skeletor Slays the Princess of Power, Raleigh Eviscerates Marlowe, the Meaning of Decimated, the Virginia Tech Shooter/Admin Technology Gap, Antidepressant Safety, Bees with Guns, and Our Super-Duper Uplifting Analysis of Seung Cho.

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Mep Report #76

russ — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 21:33:40 +0000

Microprofit, No More Mr. McCartney, Cell Phone Disabling Ring-Tone, Making Bounce Houses Out of Nothing at All, Bush The Onion Steals Our Material, Copylips, an E-Mail from Greg’s Soulmate, Mozes-Hataz, Extra-Tasty-Crispy Christianity, Big Spooky Heads Attached to Clouds, Random Free-Association Lightning, the Online Guide to Buddhist Retribution, Sandy Koufax the Fourth Prophet, Brit-Bashing, Wii-Falling, Brainwiing, Wiialism, Ender’s MoonMaster, and Video Games Take Over.

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Mep Report #75

russ — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 21:32:16 +0000

Microprofit, No More Mr. McCartney, Cell Phone Disabling Ring-Tone, Making Bounce Houses Out of Nothing at All, Bush Tears His Own Leg Off (by which we mean “Attacks Iran”), Iran Eats the British Hostages, Britain Sends in the Bobbies, Harry Potter Rules Gitmo, Greg Enjoys Russ’ Experience with Gratuitous Nudity, Humbaba Becomes Comfortably Numb, Incoherent Pretending to Sweat, and Russ’ Sumerian-English English-Sumerian Dictionary.

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Mep Report #74

russ — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 21:30:32 +0000

A Christmas Equinox, Apocalypse Then, Mass-Historians, Back to the Committee Meeting, the Cannibal Grandson of Hitler, Storey Litters Parallel Universes, The Meanwhile… 72-Screen Meanwhile… Universe Meanwhile… Movie, the Noble Global Lie and the Fastidious Gremlins, the Unbearable Lightness of February 2nd, ATHFTMR the Movie, Mutant Emu Reptile Chickens, 1980-4 Candidates, Honor Thy Good, TwitterOrkutFriendsterFacebook and the Unclickables, Storey Hides from Neo-Nazis, Phonemmercials, and the Mep Report Throws Russ on the Street.

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Mep Report #73

russ — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 21:28:56 +0000

The Vownage Video, California Orangin’, You Can Call Me Bob Garfunkel, NCAA vs. NBA, High-Stakes Prison Basketball, Escape Via Organ Donation, Vonage Rejects Our Critique, Viacom and the Deep Pockets, Mistakes Were Made, the Righteous Bullets, and the Great Line of Maginot.

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Mep Report #72

russ — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 21:27:06 +0000

Good Showers vs. TMR, Social Workers for the Rich, Welcome to Storey’s Hallucination, the 4th Wall Shattering Voice in Your Head, Having a Baby on MySpace, Sending Mail to 911, Harry Potter and the LOLOL, Lost in Customer Service, Disneyland’s Support Structure, Nordstrom’s Calls an Amulet, Real Estate Tells You What You Really Want, Neighbors with Money, Personal Shoppers, Storey’s Favorite Rich Person, Class Action Charity, Angelina Jolie is Collective Soul, and Clea Alienates Our Computers.

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Mep Report #71

russ — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:25:35 +0000

Enter the Cavalry, the Trapeze Wedding March, Sex and Fake Ratios, Just Sell Baby, the Stock Market Crash, Hating What You’re Good At, Strom Thurmond Totally Pwns Al Sharpton, Fixed Incomes, The “I Shouldn’t [Blank] With Money” Challenge, Ben Brandzel’s Conveyor Belt Scenarios, Taxation by Earmark, and the Department of Pro Wrestling.

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Mep Report #70

russ — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 21:23:30 +0000

The Power of the Dark Age, Intel EXTREME Graphics, the Legend of Music, Video Game Realism, Seizure-Protection Glasses, What Happens in Vegas Takes You Out Behind the Woodshed, Lip-Synching to Wax Cylinders, Radio Shack Rice-a-Roni, High Margin Items, Feeding Mr. Bob’s Kids, Corny Coke, NASCAR Nonsense, Harrison Bergeron Goes to Sports, Harnesses of Fire, and Russ Chooses Eyeball Implosion Over Being Within 23,999 Miles of a NASCAR Event.

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Mep Report #69

russ — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 21:22:07 +0000

Choose Your Own Mep Report, Blindfolded Podcasting, the Transitive Property of John Ameci, Marrying Jesus, MMORPJ, Really Unfunny Stuff, Wilson vs. Bradley, Specializing in Fame, the Rise and Conquest of Tomorrow’s Diseases, the Space Program Lottery, Mep… in… Space, and North Korea’s Infinite Loop.

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Mep Report #68

russ — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 21:20:34 +0000

You Don’t Know Me and You Don’t Even Care, CommercialBowl, 7/7/7, 9/11 = 1/31 = 23 = Pi, Quantum Leap to Voiding the Universe, Yoda’s Storage Swamp, the Rat Pack’s Porridge, You Go for the Dead Relative – You Stay for the Vintage Coasters, Young Storey and Russ are Abducted by Aliens at the Grand Canyon’s Edge, the Cockroach Collection, Kellogg’s Ant Bran, Psycho Filmed Live, and Edgar Allan’s Cousin.

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Mep Report #66

russ — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 21:17:28 +0000

Mep Goes to the Movies II: the Revenge – Sex Violence and Dakota Fanning, Matt Damon: Ageless Wonder in the Boring Clemency, Close Talkers of the Third Kind, Beowulf and Raaaaaaaar, Horror vs. Scary, Clint Eastwood in Shawshank, Jude Jim and 23… plus Greg Hates Karaoke and Holden Caulfield, and the State of Irrelevance.

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Mep Report #65

russ — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 21:16:05 +0000

Pump it Mep, the Secret of Unbeknownst Comedy, MC Setters, A History of Carpentry, Jesus Vila, Games Jesus Plays, Chats with God, Easter Egg Academia, Synthesize Me, the PPP Revisited, Jimmy Stewart Holds His Wee for a Wii, Saltine Contests, Apococlockto, and this is the Way the World Ends.

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Mep Report #64

russ — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 21:14:27 +0000

Russ’ Former Boss Gets Colberted, Storey Forgets English, Drug War Analysis on Crack, the Government Likes Alcohol, The War-Loss-Drinking Theory, Regulation of Playoff Games, Iraq Surge: The Compromise Where Everyone Loses, The PIRGsurgency, Scorps on a Plane, Bush’s Little-Known Cook Named Serge, and Greg Transfers to the University of Kuwait.

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Russ Feels an Earthquake (TMR Highlight)

russ — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:27:45 +0000

This is the first highlight we ever cut from a TMR episode.

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MacRussell the Hangersmith (TMR Highlight)

russ — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:25:15 +0000

Some golden Mep Lore here. This all took place during the debate world championships in Glasgow, Scotland (2001).

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Superman doing the Timewarp (TMR Highlight)

russ — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:24:56 +0000

Fun with harmony.

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Nazi Mime (TMR Highlight)

russ — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:20:25 +0000

This highlight was so popular, it spawned its own t-shirt.

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Chipmunks Discussing Fantasy Football (TMR Highlight)

russ — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:18:46 +0000

Title says it all.

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A Musical Interlude (TMR Highlight)

russ — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:17:10 +0000

Meppers Singing.

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Ranting about Odeo.com (TMR Highlight)

russ — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:15:24 +0000

Russ’s tendency of flaming things he’s had a bad experience with.

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Storey’s Roadside Hack Rant (TMR Highlight)

russ — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:12:56 +0000

Ranting Storey at his finest…

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Shaquille O’Neal: Rapping Cop (TMR Highlight)

russ — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:09:53 +0000

Strangeness.

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“What the Bleep” Movie Produced by Cult (TMR Highlight)

russ — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:06:26 +0000

Russ infiltrates a meeting of the Ramtha School of Enlightenment.

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Russ Becomes a Super-Villain (TMR Highlight)

russ — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:03:57 +0000

Only a female has the power to do this to Russ…

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World of Warcraft vs Cocaine (TMR Highlight)

russ — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 00:58:31 +0000

A discussion involving Grreg’s tendency to addict his friends to games that he soon tires of and leaves.

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Nuclear Powered Digestion (TMR Highlight)

russ — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 00:55:20 +0000

Fun at the hospital.

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George Bush’s Insidious Stem Cell Plot (TMR Highlight)

russ — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 00:45:59 +0000

Someone had been playing a bit too much Starcraft before this discussion began.

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Shellfish! (TMR Highlight)

russ — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 00:43:29 +0000

This TMR highlight defies description. Just one of those random happenings…

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Shoeless Joe Jackson Eats Babies (TMR Highlight)

russ — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 00:38:37 +0000

From the few and far between “highlight” cuts designed to give you a quick taste of TMR. This one comes from the midst of a baseball history debate…

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Mep Report #63

russ — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 21:12:56 +0000

Stuck Snowy Storey Shows Super Simplicity, All-In for Heroin, The Search for Obama, Drunken Pilots and Other Tales of Opportunism, Fun with Math (No, Really), The Mep Revised, The Saddam Hussein Execution Video Pyramid Scheme Massacre, The Fourth Coming of the Giant Flying Beaver, College Football vs. AYSO Soccer, BCS vs. Pro Wresting vs. the Oracle of Delphi, the NCAA vs. Orthodox Judaism, and Russ vs. his Mind.

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Mep Report #62

russ — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 21:11:07 +0000

Candles in a Bag, Gerald Ford (Godfather of Old), Death Penalty Lotto, Toxoplasmosis Sweeps France, Russ Explains that Toilets Represent Technological Advancement (with the PPP), Russ Hates Holidays, Castro’s Colon, Who is that Masked Baseball Player?, Black Market Goobie, We All Live with a Lot of Disease, and Yes We Have No Bananas.

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Mep Report #61

russ — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 21:09:10 +0000

Happyness is a Free Movie, From a D to an E, Storey Gets a Nerd Demotion, Coincidance, Bush: Stupid or Selfish?, We Solve the Iraq War’s Personnel Shortage with Gang-Bangers, Cops, Prisoners, Civil War Re-Enacters, Pinochet, Zombies, AI and Larry Brown, a REAL Earthquake, The Minor Earthquake Response Team, and Mushroom Shampoo.

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Mep Report #60

russ — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 22:03:27 +0000

The Six Miles of Heroism, McBears and Igloo Queens, Critical American Lives vs. The Meaningless Existence of the Feces People, Storey Unveils a Presidential Quiz Featuring Justin Timberlake, The Holocaust Convention That Wasn’t, Israel Rolls a D20, and Dave Goldberg The Long Island Werewolf Hunter (TM).

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Mep Report #59

russ — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 22:02:15 +0000

The History of America Since 2001 (Circa 1998), The Dead On Balzac Curate, Princeton Review Citizenship Tests, Submliminal… Like a Fox, Tales of Small Talk: Throwing the Flag, Being Cool, Slipping Away, and Yelling for Anarchy; plus Video-Gamers in the Afterlife Standing in for Most of Earth’s People and Cross-Species Mating.

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Mep Report #58

russ — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 22:00:00 +0000

Poker Parades, Subway’s Bread Shortage, and The Mep Report Debates Doctors: Migraines, Anti-Depressants, Acupuncturists, Multivitamins, Optometrists, Chiropractors, Vaccines, and Learning from Experience.

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Mep Report #57

russ — Wed, 22 Nov 2006 21:58:18 +0000

A Tienanmen Turducken, Storey Has a Doctor, Super Triple Migraine Fury Go Now, Russ’ Error of Comedies, The Michael Richards Dead Air Special, Tales of a Cracker, Pursuing Happiness in the Tenderloin, and Russ Finds True Love with the Princess of Power.

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Mep Report #56

russ — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 21:56:32 +0000

Radio Recruitment for Death, Oprah for President, John Milton’s Cheeseburger, Reverse in Orleans New, Dancing in Toasted Oatmeal, OJ’s Money Shot, Hertz Ads, Our Visit to http://www.friendster.com/3148475, and Hang on Schmoopie.

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Mep Report #55

russ — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 21:55:08 +0000

(Guest: Charles Cadenhead) Timeliness, the Crazy 2006 Election Special: Buddy Khavkhalash Appears, Storey Hates Paper Ballots, the Government Serves Stew, Exit Poll Impatience, Russ’ Vote Doesn’t Count, Negron Activate, Russ Misleads the BH, Finger Lickin’ Socialism, Oil Obfuscation, and the Penn State PreNatal Lions.

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Mep Report #54

russ — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 21:53:52 +0000

(Guest: Charles Cadenhead) Timeliness, the Crazy Asian Band, MepOn.org, the Quadfecta, the Clown-Stripper Portion of 9/11, Terror Strikes Staten Island, Schwarzenegger vs. Huffington, Tactical Nukes, MostlyNews.net, Storey Calls Out the Nielsen Ratings, and a Whole New Meaning to Political Exchange.

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Mep Report #53

russ — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 21:52:15 +0000

(Guest: Yoni Newman) Your Cheatin’ Rogers, Baseball Law, Deterrent by Death, Chevy Propaganda Conquers the USA, Bush Both Does and Does Not Change His Iraq Policy, Hugo for Security, Midterm Election Preview, Giant Roosters, the Canadian Government, Struggles with Swearing, and Mep Report Authors.

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Mep Report #52

russ — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 21:50:55 +0000

Unsolicited Magazines, Jack Attack, Publish or Perish, News from the Ivory Tower, the Los Angeles Angels of Academia, Ikea, An Audience of One, Laughtracks Live, Art Declared Dead, Paint on Me, and a 4-Year-Old Does the Mep Report?

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Mep Report #51

russ — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 21:49:38 +0000

Friday the 13th in Mepland, Speak-and-Spell Ouija, The Ultimate Video Game Immersion Door-to-Door Service, Our Post-Apocalyptic Future, Adjectival Leaders, Russ’ Elaborate Plan to End the War in Iraq and Revitalize the US Army with NFL Players, the End of the A’s, and Our New Web Design.

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Mep Report #50

russ — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 21:48:14 +0000

50th Episode Megashow, with Special Guests Jordan Segal, Emily Clayton, Clea Wilson, Steve Lubitz, and Jeff Delacorte… 20% More Storey, Russ’ Trip Down J-Date Lane, Alien Babies, Storey Wrestles Nutrition, Happiness Debated, Flirty Foley, THE Greg Wilson, Screwed in Sacramento, Miscarriage Trauma, Fantasy Football, and Our Biggest Fan.

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Mep Report #49

russ — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 21:46:44 +0000

Clea Returns, Knock-Knock in the Closet, Clea Feeds Russ Shellfish, An eSnipe Hunt, GPS, Humans Devolve, Cell Phone Values, TO’s Publicist, and the Horrors of Baseball Hall of Famers.

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Mep Report #48

russ — Wed, 20 Sep 2006 21:45:09 +0000

Welcome to Utah, Meet the Mep, Coup de Thai, Iran Cures AIDS, Aerosmith Lucas Laserdiscs, Westworld Remade, How to Beat MVP Baseball 2005: a Guide, Misstepped Movies, Your 2006 Terrorism Warrrrrriors!, Yul Brynner Helper Robots, MacGyver, and Baby Muppets Superman.

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Mep Report #47

russ — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 21:43:42 +0000

(Guest: Emily Clayton) Storey Commits Seppuku on his Pinky, 2 Out of 3 Meppers Don’t Use Doctors, 85% Incompetence, In Case of Subaru Break Glass, Flaming Napkins, Parking Lot Vultures, Vioxxalypse Now, Wasted Potential, and a Meptrack of Our Lives.

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Mep Report #46

russ — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 21:42:04 +0000

Send Us an Emu, The Committee to Plan Committees Committee, Storey’s Felony, Russ Commits Mental Seppuku, and Why the Mep Report Will Never Have Strippers.

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Mep Report #45

russ — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 21:40:18 +0000

A Brief History of Mep, Car Talk, The Big Lebowski, World Class Bottle-Sorting, Adopt a Driver, Socially Conscious Strippers, Cutco: the Biggest Scam in America, The Moral Series of Poker, and Job Gets Jobbed.

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Mep Report #44

russ — Wed, 23 Aug 2006 21:38:57 +0000

An Evening of Fantasy with the Emu: A Disneyland Battle for the Soul of Greg, It’s Cynicism After All, Disrael, Dark Age of Rehab, Mr. Mr. Toad Toad Happy Fun Land Ride, Baseballand, Fantasy Sports, Fantasy Pronunciation, Fake Italians, the Soul of Muhammad Ali, and Stem-Cell Imaginings.

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Mep Report #43

russ — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 21:37:38 +0000

A Polaroid Emu, Word Reclamation, Prelude to a Milking, the Genesis of Sega Sales, the Last Soda Sommelier, SwearWars, Prime Emu’s Questions, and a Discussion of Wizards Leads Us Back to Science vs. Religion.

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Mep Report #42

russ — Thu, 10 Aug 2006 21:36:08 +0000

Mets Fans, the Podcast Quiz, We Become a Show About Emus, Russ Folds on a Date, North Korean Medieval Relics, Storey Declares War on the Family, Greg Separates Us from the Animals, and Two Irrationals Fail to Make a Rational.

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Mep Report #41

russ — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 21:34:52 +0000

Illness Assails the Meppers, MepWiki, Compulsory Pejorative Titles (CPTs), Russ Disproves Jesus, Greg Fans His Frustration, The 4 Rules of Life, The Verb To Genocide, and a Comprehensive History of Storey’s Dating Past.

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Mep Report #40

russ — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 21:33:06 +0000

We Win the Cast War, Central Meditation Agency, Jeff Calls Back, Tony Barking Blair, Russ and the Podcastress, Cat Scratch Village, the Israel/Hezbollah Conflict Creates a Worldwide Genocide, and Free Will Revisited.

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Mep Report #39

russ — Wed, 19 Jul 2006 21:31:44 +0000

Emus Gone Wild, Sudanese Stem Cells, Russ Eats Friends and Celebrities, Attack of the Animate Corn, Fantasy Class, Robots, and Why God is More than a Bad Bureaucrat.

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Mep Report #38

russ — Wed, 12 Jul 2006 21:30:19 +0000

Storey Meets Zinedine Zidane on the Subway, Tales of Road Rage, Russ Defends Zizou, School Fights, Russ Moves from Burma to Antarctica, Russ Regrows Hair, Trapezoidal Heads, Forgiveness, and the All-Star Game.

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Mep Report #37

russ — Wed, 05 Jul 2006 21:28:37 +0000

Spanish Translation, World Goooooooooool Cup, Mep Merchandise Announced, Lay Kenneth Lay, Laser Tag, DDR, Russ eHarmonizes, Lonely Celebrities and Other Myths, and Politics: Dynasties vs. Attractiveness.

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Mep Report #36

russ — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 21:27:00 +0000

Mep Goes to the Movies, X3, Fox Does LoTR, Halle Berry’s History, Aquaman, Superman, and How to Win an Oscar… But First, Greg, Russ, and Clea Bash the West in Storey’s Absence… and Later, the Internet at Work and Aging Musicians.

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Mep Report #35

russ — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 04:14:43 +0000

NBA Finals, The Boss Key, PC vs Mac, Mac vs Commodore, The Impending Nuclear Sandbox War, the Spoiled Cocaine-Laden Alcoholic Sons of Debutantes are Replaced by Tonka Trucks, North Korea Wanders the Streets, and Storey Roots for Ghana and thus Sparks a Debate on the Nature of the USA.

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Mep Report #34

russ — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 04:10:00 +0000

Tiddlywinks, Hot Older Women, Superman and Garfunkel, Superzeroes, the World Cup, False Advertising, Ballerinas vs Bettis, Breaking a Leg for Lovin’, and Cast Wars.

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Mep Report #33

russ — Wed, 07 Jun 2006 04:06:28 +0000

(Guest: Kevin Grinberg), Fun with Anne Coulter, Russ Learns from a Blind Date, Wrestling with Analogies, Two Indian Tech Supporters Battle for the Heart and Mind of Greg, X3 Spoiled, Veronica Mars vs. Rachel in Africa, the Ministry of Silly Names, and Prince’s Credit Rating.

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