Message Board Territoriality, The New Segue Sound Effect, THe Price is Right Chop Shop, Fairytale Elves vs. Fantasy Elves, The Last Great Viking Debate of ’07, St. Magnus the Fictional, Sabre-Tooth Tiger Soup, Dentist Holliday, And How Clangy was the Iron Age?
The Kris Kringle of Kaspersky, Waiting for Bureacracy and Global Climate Trends, Craigslist’s Free Rent for Nakeds, John Woo’s Body Swapper, Diplomatic Abortions, and Unanimous Euthenasia, and the Great Baby Migration of 2176, and A New Emu.
Chinese Dissidents Discover Emus, Incompetent Translation, The Teddy Bear that Shall Not be Named, Darwinian Cannabalism, The Internet Saga of ‘Two Girls One Cup’, Russ Identifies with Surfers who Rob Banks while Wearing Nixon Masks, And a Special Edition of Mep Lore: Drug Variety Night.