Entry Two of the “I’m shocked. SHOCKED!” files.
Be vewy vewy quiet!
In case you haven’t already heard, a British and French nuclear-powered submarine collided about two weeks ago in the mid-Atlantic, though apparently nothing serious happened (otherwise I have a suspicion we would have, er, noticed). But you’ll be happy to know that the crack investigators of the respective militaries have just figured out why:
“The accident probably happened because the two submarines were not aware of each other.”
Oh, crazy veteran military investigators! Is there anything you can’t figure out?