Pizza Hut Apparently No Longer Interested in Pizza
Finally willing to be intellectually honest about its product, Pizza Hut is changing its name to “The Hut.”
While the company claims that this is a branding move to keep in touch with the “texting” (read as “illiterate”) generation, it does afford several advantages to the franchise:
First of all, no more pizza complaints. If “The Hut” is going to attempt to vend its novel “marinara-cheese-discs”, a revolted public won’t have the proper language to complain.
Secondly, “The Hut” can now literally sell anything one can find in a hut. This includes sunglasses, computer software, and garden supplies. I, for one, look forward to frequenting The Hut, as I’m in need of some new leaf pruning shears.
Thirdly, “The Hut” can now make up completely new rules on “marinara-cheese-disk” pricing options. For instance, “pizza toppings” will be replaced with “MCdisk add-ons,” a very exciting new innovation. For only five dollars each, the Hut’s MCdisk artists can add-on other food items to your MCdisk. Though a highly complex and lengthy process, Hut customers will surely enjoy their custom-created disks. Just one of many new features available at this cutting-edge corporation.