Ready your empty crack vials. Digital pusher Blizzard Entertainment has just announced that Sam Raimi will direct the official World of Warcraft movie.
Set to go into production after Spiderman 4 (tentatively titled: Web-Slinging for Cash), the movie is sure to attract the attention of the over 10 million devotees to one of the most effective time wasters ever created by modern humans (with apologies to Dark Age of Camelot.)
If the past is any indicator, the movie will take approximately 400-man hours to view, while audiences snack on metric tons of Cheetos and Mountain Dew. The only hope is that some wily gamer will discover a crack that allows you to program a bot to watch the movie for you, while you continue to progress with your level 80 Night Elf Hunter.
