Human tourist-attraction the Naked Cowboy has decided to throw his hat (one of a paltry few articles of clothing) into the ring for Manhattan’s next mayoral election.
I would love to provide some witty commentary here about how this represents the many-tiered social apocalypse awaiting us all. But frankly, this has been done. I have no means of distinguishing this dude from the Governator, or “The Body.” I’m still shocked that Carl Weathers never captured political office…
