As part of its continuing quest to inspire Random Acts of Collateral Patriotism, Fox News recently posted an interactive web map of the US-Mexico border. The map uses advanced satellite imagery and a state of the art news feed to track the advance of Subhuman Non-Citizen Parasites and their Malevolent Taco Stands.
In having a more complete picture of border activity, Fox hopes to inspire Starcraft-proficient gamers to remotely manage Border Patrol Resources to more efficiently swarm and destroy the MexMenace. THQ Software is also planning an upcoming release to cross-promote the Fox Map, entitled: Company of Heroes: Poncho Villa’s Revenge.
As per its usual protocol, the Fox Interactive Mexico Map (FIMM) will be posted on all Waffle House menu/placemats, Jon Deer Outlet Storefronts, and projected onto the faces of Wallmart Greeters.
In the inspiring words of map proponent, Sean Hannity,
“We must use every tool at our disposal to stop the brown people.”
Link via mediabistro.
