Disney/Marvel Conglomerate Announces New Releases

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Two media giants combined forces today, promising to change our national film landscape forever. With the acquisition of Marvel Comics, Disney Corp has made a bold bid to incorporate popular superhero themes into its more traditional titles. Here is an exclusive sneak peak at some of its upcoming projects…

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Beauty and the Thing is a tale of love between a young geneticist/princess and a rowdy, middle-aged pile of orange rock.

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The Little Namor is the story of a young Atlantean Warrior Hero and his quest to rid himself of talking lobsters and guppies. This Atlantean Hero is not to be confused with his distant cousin, Deity of the Ramtha School of Enlightenment.

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Finally we have the tale of a former drug boss and mafia don who finds a new life and cadre of underlings amongst the animals of the Serengeti as part of a stint in the Federal Witness Protection Program. Disney/Marvel’s, The Lion KingPin promises to enchant the viewer with its tales of drug trafficking, ritualistic killings, and friendship.

One Response to “Disney/Marvel Conglomerate Announces New Releases”

  1. Bryy says:

    You forgot “Alivepool”.