This is a tough one to bear. Above, is a picture of nutbar Mel Gibson wielding a beaver puppet. Allegedly, this is all for an upcoming Jodie Foster directed film entitled, “The Beaver.”
One would think that Gibson, a religious nutcase in his own right, would have the wherewithal to treat The Giant Flying Beaver that Rules the Universe with some measure of reverence and respect. How would he like it if I made a Jesus Crucifix Dummy for my new short film entitled “Puppet Messiah?” Wouldn’t that make for a fun-filled family outing?
Anyway, if you’re going to create a beaver-centric comedy, clearly your star should be a cybernetic, taxidermied, beaver case mod. A la Compubeaver:
