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Standing Room Only in Future for Planes?!@#$%!!!

Forget leg room and Deep Vein Thrombosis (DVT), (Here’s a link for all you Brits), bring on Foot Room! (copyright pending)

Airbus, that airplane manufacturer that just doesn’t know when to bow down to Boeing and give up already (sorry Brits), has proposed a standing-room only option

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More Jams from CKC

Summer Jam

Lemme See

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First-Person Tetris

I might even call this self-actualization Tetris. In this game, you’re not the removed architect and organizer of pieces, you’re the pieces themselves. Heavy, right? Building blocks of the world, unite!

Auto-Tuning the King

From the creator of Mep favorite, Auto-Tuning the News, comes this Martin Luther King Jr. ballad from beyond the grave.

I Guess the Ukraine’s Got Talent

The 24-year-old 2009 winner of “Ukraine’s Got Talent,” Kseniya Simonava, drew a series of pictures in sand, illuminating how ordinary people were affected by the German invasion during the World War II.  Check out the orchestral version of Nothing Else Matters by Metallica at the end.

Web Company Auctions Off Foreign Alphabet

This week, England’s Telegraph UK, featured the SarcMark, a purportedly new innovation for warning others of your not so sincere tone. A life-long ironical satirist myself, the SarcMark seemed to offer the prospect of more directly insulting the oblivious. Unfortunately the SarcMark isn’t a novel idea — at all…

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NBC’s Tonight Show Hindenburg

Having returned to the land of over-inflated egos and passive-aggressive mockery, I feel compelled to post a summary of the Network-Killing-Debacle going on at NBC right now.

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Special Sauce


Mark McGwire: Hall of Famer or Hall of Shamer? Let’s discuss…

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I’m gonna be rich, bitches!

I can’t believe these opportunities are still available.  I’m so happy and honored to have been chosen.

Office Of The National Security Advisor
Federal Republic Of Nigeria
Aso Rock Villa, Asokoro District,
Abuja-Nigeria.

Attn: Honourable Beneficiary

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Sexist Video Part Deux

“I’m trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful.”

Oh, Akon, you are such a gentleman.

“Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood Ho.”

Oh, stop!  You are too kind.