Media matters is reporting that porky pundit Glenn Beck’s stock has dropped precipitously this year. The website attributes the crash to an episode in which Beck made made the error of attempting to engage in actual journalism.
As recounted by Jon Stewart, Beck wanted guest congressman, Eric Massa to be the whistle blower that finally brought the Malfeasant Progressive Cabal to its knees. Instead, Massa comically recounted his experience with tickle fights. Disinterested sets clicked off across the Real America that evening, and they still have not returned.
Perhaps we’ll have to wait for the next generation parody of a parody of a newscaster to re-capture the imagination of the Fox Faithful and finally usher in the Fourth Reich. Ah well.
