Arrrr, A Harr Harrr, Yarrrrr!
Shiver me timbers! Today also be Talkin’ Like a Pirate Day. We here on the SS Emu are a non-sectarian crew, and hope you find a non-land lubbin way to cheer and grog yourselves into the bloomin’ nighttime.
Here be some help with your pirate diction. Now get off me poop deck, and sally forth into the mighty surf an spray…