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We’re going to pretend that The Mep Report, hippest, hottest, most tuned in website to all things weird and wonderful on this great big Internet of ours, didn’t take four days to link to this work of art.  We’d appreciate it if we just kept this minor oversight, you know, between you and us.  Okay?  Appreciate it.

Finding Klaus

An interview I conducted with the elusive Klaus Pierre in his posh new Los Angeles surroundings.

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Twilight: New Moon – Old Hat

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I attended the midnight premiere of teeny-bopper sensation Twilight: New Moon, this morning. Having re-read that sentence after writing it, I am probably as baffled as you are as to why I agreed to go along with it. Suffice to say, I have a friend who is a big Twilight fan, and I didn’t want her to have to brave the crowd alone, so agreed to do a solid for her while also fulfilling a morbid curiosity to figure out what this Twilight phenomenon was all about.

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100 Quotes from The Wire

Going to take a quick break from mass-media bashing mode to remind you heathens of the rare opportunities to learn from your TV. Hence this excellent mashup clip of one of the greatest television series ever created…

(Ahem… Warning for language… You may have to cover your virgin ears should you decline to be properly educated)

Little Klaus, Big World

Here’s a sneak preview of the long-awaited movie documenting the travails of International Man of Mystery and Cheese Fondler, Klaus Pierre.

Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Crap

This week, College Humor accurately predicted the future programming lineup of the Fox Network…

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The Goats Who Stare at Men

Here is a righteous combination of Paranormal Activity and The Men Who Stare at Goats — two movies whose trailers are more entertaining than the movies themselves. Now you can say you’ve experienced both.

Klaus Pierre on the Comeback Trail

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International Man of Mystery and former star of BoingBoingTV, Klaus Pierre, has recently been spotted by the Los Angeles Bloggarazzi.

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‘Avatar’ Designed to Hack Gamers’ Minds

Today, James Cameron and Co. released a full-length trailer for the upcoming Cosmically Anticipated Uber-Blockbuster known as Avatar

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DirecTV Profits Off of the Dead

I’d love to have been a fly on the wall in the DirectTV board meeting where they approved the brilliant idea of desecrating the memory of Chris Farley so that their company’s stock can rise a few points. Bonus to the artist formerly known as David Spade for going along with this.

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