The Kris Kringle of Kaspersky, Waiting for Bureacracy and Global Climate Trends, Craigslist’s Free Rent for Nakeds, John Woo’s Body Swapper, Diplomatic Abortions, and Unanimous Euthenasia, and the Great Baby Migration of 2176, and A New Emu.
Yankees Lose! Theeee Yankees Lose!, Russ Blames the Red Sox for 9/11, MepWiki: A Page That Will Live in Infamy, TMR Drafts Holy Warriors for the Great Battle Against the Clown, Smart Chocolate, Weird Foods, Discussion Gets “Interesting” (Sadly), Knights Templar Bugger Pope, Soft-Modding and You, And Hating Cannot.Sleep.Clown.Will.Eat.Me@gmail.com
The Tale of Ernest Schaudenfreuder: The Inventor of Milled Beer, The Meaningless Lives of Met Fans, The Dangers of Emotional Investment in the MacDonalds ‘Monopoly’ Game, Fantatical Powers, Clea Compares Monks to Satanists, Anarchists Have Trouble Coordinating, TMR’s First Stock Tip, New Yorkers Complain About Fascism, The Falafel Man and His Propaganda, And the Great Mystery of the Holiday Inn Express ‘Stay Smart’ Campaign.
A Day that Will Live in Famy, Russ Travels to the Land of Storey Shuffles Off this Mepper Coil (to a 21 Bagpipe Salute), Clea Gets Called Up to the Majors, Russ Becomes a Salmon, Comedy vs. a Stable Family Life, Russ Almost Gets Married and Doesn’t Know Why, Russian Litigators < Breasts, When Reality Shows Shouldn't Be, Decapitated Heads Also < Breasts, Male Breasts Also < Female Breasts, Beauty is in the Eye of the Double Helix, An End to Vague Demographic Descriptions, and Prisoners are People Even in Sign Language..
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A Day that Will Live in Famy, Russ Travels to the Land of Deliverance, Major City Qualifications, DC Madames Attend Debate Camp, Al Qaeda M.D., The National Automotive Threat Level, Fantasies of Alien Conquerors, This Next Story May Kill You, The Future of Wooden Cyborgs in MLB (Joe Nuxall vs. Buffalo Knuckles), Saturn’s Curse, and Marauding Gangs of Betrothed Jews.
One of the most potentially offensive things I’ve ever created. Also a very hard hitting critique of the award winning and mind-numbingly stupid self help series. The other actor in the piece is one of my closest friends, comedian Payam Karamooz.
The Art Interpretation Episode: Russ’ Little Secret, the Power of Oprah, Artists Too Cool for an Audience, Accessibility of Books, Your Lover vs. Houghton-Mifflin, the MMORPG of Doom, Cocaine is Not Art, How to Interpret the New Hit Song Called “Kill Yourself, Kill Yourself, Kill Yourself Now”, Serial Killers’ Reading Lists, and this Episode Makes You Stab Your Neck.
Anger Confidential, Greg Tries to Get Storey Fired, Buzz Gooberman to the Rescue, Red Sox Paranoia, Tales of Unending Roadtrips, Unwise Trip to Wise, Uneducated Trip to Oxford, Subjective Theories of Time, Quantum Mechanics, and Particle Physics.
Russ Tries to Get Storey Killed at a Mariners/Angels Game, the Rally Gorilla, Greg Learns Compassion in a Hockey Arena, Russ’ USCongress.TV, A-Rod Plays Uno with a Stripper, Michael Kay Continues to be an Idiot, Storey’s Opposition to Privacy, Storey Makes an Announcement that Disgusts the Others, the Wife-Beating Crap-Eater, and Exhibitionist Puritans.
Storey Lives, an Extensive Explanation of the Nature of an Elliptical Trainer, Swedish Complaint Departments and Other Myths, U?SB’s, The Great Debate Over the Definition of the Word Portable, Capsule Sponge Animals vs. Shrinky-Dinks, Toy Safety Standards, the Young Mepventers Club, Russ as a Cyborg with a Bomb, the Epic Nuking of Troy, the Electric-Shock Alarm Clock, Storey’s Risk Aversion, and Children: Not as Smart as Adults.