Microprofit, No More Mr. McCartney, Cell Phone Disabling Ring-Tone, Making Bounce Houses Out of Nothing at All, Bush The Onion Steals Our Material, Copylips, an E-Mail from Greg’s Soulmate, Mozes-Hataz, Extra-Tasty-Crispy Christianity, Big Spooky Heads Attached to Clouds, Random Free-Association Lightning, the Online Guide to Buddhist Retribution, Sandy Koufax the Fourth Prophet, Brit-Bashing, Wii-Falling, Brainwiing, Wiialism, Ender’s MoonMaster, and Video Games Take Over.
Good Showers vs. TMR, Social Workers for the Rich, Welcome to Storey’s Hallucination, the 4th Wall Shattering Voice in Your Head, Having a Baby on MySpace, Sending Mail to 911, Harry Potter and the LOLOL, Lost in Customer Service, Disneyland’s Support Structure, Nordstrom’s Calls an Amulet, Real Estate Tells You What You Really Want, Neighbors with Money, Personal Shoppers, Storey’s Favorite Rich Person, Class Action Charity, Angelina Jolie is Collective Soul, and Clea Alienates Our Computers.
Mep Goes to the Movies II: the Revenge – Sex Violence and Dakota Fanning, Matt Damon: Ageless Wonder in the Boring Clemency, Close Talkers of the Third Kind, Beowulf and Raaaaaaaar, Horror vs. Scary, Clint Eastwood in Shawshank, Jude Jim and 23… plus Greg Hates Karaoke and Holden Caulfield, and the State of Irrelevance.
Pump it Mep, the Secret of Unbeknownst Comedy, MC Setters, A History of Carpentry, Jesus Vila, Games Jesus Plays, Chats with God, Easter Egg Academia, Synthesize Me, the PPP Revisited, Jimmy Stewart Holds His Wee for a Wii, Saltine Contests, Apococlockto, and this is the Way the World Ends.
Stuck Snowy Storey Shows Super Simplicity, All-In for Heroin, The Search for Obama, Drunken Pilots and Other Tales of Opportunism, Fun with Math (No, Really), The Mep Revised, The Saddam Hussein Execution Video Pyramid Scheme Massacre, The Fourth Coming of the Giant Flying Beaver, College Football vs. AYSO Soccer, BCS vs. Pro Wresting vs. the Oracle of Delphi, the NCAA vs. Orthodox Judaism, and Russ vs. his Mind.
The History of America Since 2001 (Circa 1998), The Dead On Balzac Curate, Princeton Review Citizenship Tests, Submliminal… Like a Fox, Tales of Small Talk: Throwing the Flag, Being Cool, Slipping Away, and Yelling for Anarchy; plus Video-Gamers in the Afterlife Standing in for Most of Earth’s People and Cross-Species Mating.
Radio Recruitment for Death, Oprah for President, John Milton’s Cheeseburger, Reverse in Orleans New, Dancing in Toasted Oatmeal, OJ’s Money Shot, Hertz Ads, Our Visit to http://www.friendster.com/3148475, and Hang on Schmoopie.
Clea Returns, Knock-Knock in the Closet, Clea Feeds Russ Shellfish, An eSnipe Hunt, GPS, Humans Devolve, Cell Phone Values, TO’s Publicist, and the Horrors of Baseball Hall of Famers.
A Brief History of Mep, Car Talk, The Big Lebowski, World Class Bottle-Sorting, Adopt a Driver, Socially Conscious Strippers, Cutco: the Biggest Scam in America, The Moral Series of Poker, and Job Gets Jobbed.
An Evening of Fantasy with the Emu: A Disneyland Battle for the Soul of Greg, It’s Cynicism After All, Disrael, Dark Age of Rehab, Mr. Mr. Toad Toad Happy Fun Land Ride, Baseballand, Fantasy Sports, Fantasy Pronunciation, Fake Italians, the Soul of Muhammad Ali, and Stem-Cell Imaginings.