Microprofit, No More Mr. McCartney, Cell Phone Disabling Ring-Tone, Making Bounce Houses Out of Nothing at All, Bush The Onion Steals Our Material, Copylips, an E-Mail from Greg’s Soulmate, Mozes-Hataz, Extra-Tasty-Crispy Christianity, Big Spooky Heads Attached to Clouds, Random Free-Association Lightning, the Online Guide to Buddhist Retribution, Sandy Koufax the Fourth Prophet, Brit-Bashing, Wii-Falling, Brainwiing, Wiialism, Ender’s MoonMaster, and Video Games Take Over.
Microprofit, No More Mr. McCartney, Cell Phone Disabling Ring-Tone, Making Bounce Houses Out of Nothing at All, Bush Tears His Own Leg Off (by which we mean “Attacks Iran”), Iran Eats the British Hostages, Britain Sends in the Bobbies, Harry Potter Rules Gitmo, Greg Enjoys Russ’ Experience with Gratuitous Nudity, Humbaba Becomes Comfortably Numb, Incoherent Pretending to Sweat, and Russ’ Sumerian-English English-Sumerian Dictionary.
A Christmas Equinox, Apocalypse Then, Mass-Historians, Back to the Committee Meeting, the Cannibal Grandson of Hitler, Storey Litters Parallel Universes, The Meanwhile… 72-Screen Meanwhile… Universe Meanwhile… Movie, the Noble Global Lie and the Fastidious Gremlins, the Unbearable Lightness of February 2nd, ATHFTMR the Movie, Mutant Emu Reptile Chickens, 1980-4 Candidates, Honor Thy Good, TwitterOrkutFriendsterFacebook and the Unclickables, Storey Hides from Neo-Nazis, Phonemmercials, and the Mep Report Throws Russ on the Street.
The Vownage Video, California Orangin’, You Can Call Me Bob Garfunkel, NCAA vs. NBA, High-Stakes Prison Basketball, Escape Via Organ Donation, Vonage Rejects Our Critique, Viacom and the Deep Pockets, Mistakes Were Made, the Righteous Bullets, and the Great Line of Maginot.
Good Showers vs. TMR, Social Workers for the Rich, Welcome to Storey’s Hallucination, the 4th Wall Shattering Voice in Your Head, Having a Baby on MySpace, Sending Mail to 911, Harry Potter and the LOLOL, Lost in Customer Service, Disneyland’s Support Structure, Nordstrom’s Calls an Amulet, Real Estate Tells You What You Really Want, Neighbors with Money, Personal Shoppers, Storey’s Favorite Rich Person, Class Action Charity, Angelina Jolie is Collective Soul, and Clea Alienates Our Computers.
Enter the Cavalry, the Trapeze Wedding March, Sex and Fake Ratios, Just Sell Baby, the Stock Market Crash, Hating What You’re Good At, Strom Thurmond Totally Pwns Al Sharpton, Fixed Incomes, The “I Shouldn’t [Blank] With Money” Challenge, Ben Brandzel’s Conveyor Belt Scenarios, Taxation by Earmark, and the Department of Pro Wrestling.
The Power of the Dark Age, Intel EXTREME Graphics, the Legend of Music, Video Game Realism, Seizure-Protection Glasses, What Happens in Vegas Takes You Out Behind the Woodshed, Lip-Synching to Wax Cylinders, Radio Shack Rice-a-Roni, High Margin Items, Feeding Mr. Bob’s Kids, Corny Coke, NASCAR Nonsense, Harrison Bergeron Goes to Sports, Harnesses of Fire, and Russ Chooses Eyeball Implosion Over Being Within 23,999 Miles of a NASCAR Event.
Choose Your Own Mep Report, Blindfolded Podcasting, the Transitive Property of John Ameci, Marrying Jesus, MMORPJ, Really Unfunny Stuff, Wilson vs. Bradley, Specializing in Fame, the Rise and Conquest of Tomorrow’s Diseases, the Space Program Lottery, Mep… in… Space, and North Korea’s Infinite Loop.
You Don’t Know Me and You Don’t Even Care, CommercialBowl, 7/7/7, 9/11 = 1/31 = 23 = Pi, Quantum Leap to Voiding the Universe, Yoda’s Storage Swamp, the Rat Pack’s Porridge, You Go for the Dead Relative – You Stay for the Vintage Coasters, Young Storey and Russ are Abducted by Aliens at the Grand Canyon’s Edge, the Cockroach Collection, Kellogg’s Ant Bran, Psycho Filmed Live, and Edgar Allan’s Cousin.
Mep Goes to the Movies II: the Revenge – Sex Violence and Dakota Fanning, Matt Damon: Ageless Wonder in the Boring Clemency, Close Talkers of the Third Kind, Beowulf and Raaaaaaaar, Horror vs. Scary, Clint Eastwood in Shawshank, Jude Jim and 23… plus Greg Hates Karaoke and Holden Caulfield, and the State of Irrelevance.
