A Minor Miscalculation, Turkey Crunk Lore, Your Choices are Commercialism or Gluttony, Parades that Come to You, My Grandson Works for the Mystery Tubes, The Legend of Fallopius Flairndip, Calling Greg, In Person E-mail Scams, O Beethoven! O Kids! O Tables!, and All Movies Prominently Featuring Domesticated Animals are Terrible.
The Prodigal Emu Returns, Trent Lott – Minority Whip, Immortal Dead Clams, TMR Institues the Alzheimer’s Prevention Hour, The Great Audio Braille Experiment, Two Bumps Two Bumps Two Bumps, Traiblazers Draft Edward Scissorhands, Rejecting Max Contracts, There are no Ampersands in Baseball, And, Whatever You Do, Stop at Purple Belt!
Russ Goes Boing Boing Boing, And Subsequently Runs out of “Units,” Speed Readers vs. Auctioneers, TMR Eats a Turkey Sandwich with the Devil, MassiveAwesomeErectionWebsite.com, The Adventures of Flying Buttress Boy, Greg Desperately Wants to Ridicule Navy Football, Force Lightning in a Can, Cows and Terrorists Conspire to Turn the World into a Slurpee, and Clea Ponders Why Tourists Enjoy Reaching Up the Bull’s Ass.
(Guest Co-host: Kevin Grinberg) Metier Me, Fictional Portals to Hell, Militarizing North Korea’s De-militarized Zone, The Gatorade Center for High Fructose Corn Syrup Pouring, Word Empowering, Elementary Racism by Dr. Watson, Deterrence via Overreaction, Greg’s Tales of Road Rage, and Can the Elderly Competently Commit Felonies?
Yankees Lose! Theeee Yankees Lose!, Russ Blames the Red Sox for 9/11, MepWiki: A Page That Will Live in Infamy, TMR Drafts Holy Warriors for the Great Battle Against the Clown, Smart Chocolate, Weird Foods, Discussion Gets “Interesting” (Sadly), Knights Templar Bugger Pope, Soft-Modding and You, And Hating Cannot.Sleep.Clown.Will.Eat.Me@gmail.com
The Tale of Ernest Schaudenfreuder: The Inventor of Milled Beer, The Meaningless Lives of Met Fans, The Dangers of Emotional Investment in the MacDonalds ‘Monopoly’ Game, Fantatical Powers, Clea Compares Monks to Satanists, Anarchists Have Trouble Coordinating, TMR’s First Stock Tip, New Yorkers Complain About Fascism, The Falafel Man and His Propaganda, And the Great Mystery of the Holiday Inn Express ‘Stay Smart’ Campaign.
The Sleep and Science Episode: Russ Dreams Bad Sci-fi Scripts, Comatose Revelations, Alpha-Wave Meditation Cults, Lucy Dreams, Greg Dreams of Zsa Zsa Gabor and Arnold Schwarzenegger Carrying a Pasta Machine, TMR Solves the Energy, Climate Crises and Iraq war Trifecta, and Time-Traveling Reverse-Psychology Nazi Ad Campaigns.
Simultaneous Mepping, Greg Gets Mistaken for a Sixteen Year-Old, Hugh Grant’s Whore Mangler, Enterprise Fender-Benders, Costco’s Sarcastic Price Club, Clea Learns to Hate, Telemarketing 101, More Wiki-Vandalism, All Sex is Rape Until it’s Not, and Newsflash: Christopher Walken is Strange.
Russ and the Russian go to Heckling School, Joe Stuhoob’s Inn for Scalpers, Men’s Room Humor, The Great Dogfighting Debate of Ought-Seven, Consecutive Alternating Hooks = Invincibility, The 60s Stun, Dogs are Klingons, Dog Eugenics, and Michael Vick Sodomizes the Elderly and/or Disabled.
Serial Amazon Reviewers, Who is Harriet Klausner?, Off-Off Broadway Flops, Wiki-ruption, Everyone’s Favorite Show: “Let’s Go Outside and Watch the Dueling Guys Shoot Each Other in the Head!”, Renaissance Message Boards, Steinbeck to Steinbrenner, Boom Goes the Dynamite, and Rex Hudler: Color Man or 1920s Seductress?