The Constitution SAYS!?!?
I’m redeeming my allowance for one reference to the birther/tea party “movement.” Unfortunately, the Commission on Sanity and Common Sense won’t allow any special dispensations beyond this. So, enjoy.
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Fox Unveils Interactive Mexico Border Map
As part of its continuing quest to inspire Random Acts of Collateral Patriotism, Fox News recently posted an interactive web map of the US-Mexico border. The map uses advanced satellite imagery and a state of the art news feed to track the advance of Subhuman Non-Citizen Parasites and their Malevolent Taco Stands.
I am Ahab and Jury Duty is the Whale…
…without the whole loss of a leg and focus on revenge.
Since I turned 18 and registered to vote, I have been looking forward to the opportunity of doing Jury Duty. As the years passed and people around me got called in, my excitement grew. Their stories of boredom, frustration, and loss of pay were lost on me. I had my eyes on the prize and the prize was Jury Duty.
What happens when journalists do their job.
A true journalist.
What do you get when the best columnist in America writes a column about one of the best news anchors ever? You get this: a fascinating discussion from Frank Rich about what made Walter Cronkite such a towering figure in broadcast journalism. You should be taking notes, Megan.
Naked Cowboy Running for NYC Mayor
Human tourist-attraction the Naked Cowboy has decided to throw his hat (one of a paltry few articles of clothing) into the ring for Manhattan’s next mayoral election.
Onion Stir Fry
Today’s Onion front page has delightfully transformed into a Chinese Communist Propaganda Rag. Here is the top news story for consumption by the proletariat.
Max Keiser Flames Goldman Sachs Into Oblivion
Former BBC Commentator and financial analyst, Max Keiser, takes Goldman to the woodshed in this Crossfire-style show…