From the creator of Mep favorite, Auto-Tuning the News, comes this Martin Luther King Jr. ballad from beyond the grave.

This week, England’s Telegraph UK, featured the SarcMark, a purportedly new innovation for warning others of your not so sincere tone. A life-long ironical satirist myself, the SarcMark seemed to offer the prospect of more directly insulting the oblivious. Unfortunately the SarcMark isn’t a novel idea — at all…

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“I’m trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful.”

Oh, Akon, you are such a gentleman.

“Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood Ho.”

Oh, stop!  You are too kind.

Though this story is still developing, it seems clear that a portion of Interstate 5 will be uninhabitable for some time.

Happy Twenty Ten. For those of you too lazy (or annoyed by obligatory tradition) to conjure a New Year’s Resolution, here’s an auto-resolution generator.

Instant internet hawtness here. Though, to nitpick, I think Obi-Wan is clearly the Hannibal parallel, which would make Han Solo the “Faceman” character. Though, Lando might be an even better choice for the heartthrob. But I digress…

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It’s Zach Galifianakis as Spooning Savior in this Tim & Eric joint.

I know I’m late on the announcements, but…I…I don’t know…why?  why?

For the uninitiated, Wafflepwn is the YouTube handle of a newly-minted 16 year old internet celebrity. Over the course of a year, Wafflepwn has amassed tens of millions of video views and over 200,000 subscribers by broadcasting the flaily tantrums of his emotionally disturbed big brother.

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It seems that we have an American Congressman fluent in leetspeak, and it’s Florida Democrat, Alan Grayson.

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