SlashFilm is reporting that several independent producers are going to finally bring Voltron to the big screen, including Dark Knight producer Charles Roven.

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As a professional contrarian, I’ve often held to the notion that once something is well-liked by too many people, it can no longer be of decent quality. Despite this tendency, I went into a showing of Box-Office Leader Bruno, last night, with high expectations. Sacha Baron Cohen, in my opinion, had the chance to transcend the usual Hollywood nonsense and become an important satirist — a figure that could actually bring insightful commentary to the increasingly vacuous American public forum of debate. My hopes were soon lost in the nether-regions of a hideously bad movie.

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It’s good to know that the legacy of Billy Mays is alive and well.

Need an inter-dimensional warp? No problem…

Just in case you believed that any of your favorite Autotune-abusing artists, have any talent, whatsoever, look at how great it makes Michele Backman sound.

Great Sopranos-style trailer starring Freddy Flintstone. Part of a Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law ep.

I’m so tired of these esoteric, emotionally driven movie plot-lines. How many angst-ridden close ups of Ralph Fiennes can a man take? Nobody can be that excruciatingly jilted all of the time!

Bahhhhh! And now… Disaster:

DEA agents and New York City’s finest were shocked last weekend to find yet another segment of society corrupted by the War on Drugs — Teddy Bears. In a raid on a Bronx safehouse, police and federal agents uncovered over 44 lbs of heroin and $150,000 in cash trafficked by the customizable bedtime friends known as Build-A-Bears.

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We apparently have much to learn from the Germans in the realm of video-game themed photoshopped movie posters. More mashupy goodness for you after the clickthrough…

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Last week, I guest hosted an episode of We’ll Fix It In Post. If you like nerdy discussions of different types of cinematic time travel, this episode is for you. There was also some eating of disgusting candies for novelty’s sake — a feat first unleashed in this earlier episode…

Things got somewhat supernatural on the Colbert Report this week when the rampaging spirit of Jeff Goldblum burst on air to declare that he hadn’t yet shuffled off the mortal coil, despite his death being reported by multiple Twits.