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Ghosts of Free Agency Past

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Sunday night, Yankee fans (including Yours Truly) watched for several hours as the Bombers attempted to exorcise the memory of one of their most infamous free agent acquisitions – Human Pin Cushion, Carl Pavano.

While any modern day baseball fan faces the prospect of losing favorite players to free agency, thoughts of Carl arouse a special level of ire for the Yankee fan.

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Obama’s Nobel Prize Win Inspires Irrational Exuberance Awards!

Presenting the latest (and greatest?) TMR video production:

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Foam-Finger Battle Royale

High octane Nerf war between two future Yankee hooligans.

The Yankees sure don’t rest on their laurels. Just days after clinching the best record in baseball, the pinstripers open the premiere Foam-Fighting Training Camp in the country. Someone needs to sign that redhead to a long term deal.

Mascot Pwnage

This is possibly the single greatest sports psyche-up CGI video in the history of Alaska. How many mascots do you know that are born out of an exploding constellation shockwave?

OMG, he just took out the moon! That is one bad-ass, hockey-playing polar bear.

And Now For Your Daily Resurrection

This remarkable video was shot by a ski team in Haines Alaska. The skier/cameraman falls prey to an avalanche and is completely submerged under a mountain of snow.

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NFL Seeks to Curb Excessive Popularity

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Faced with the prospect of becoming the most popular weekend pastime in the United States, the National Football League is taking drastic steps to withdraw from public view.

As reported by Time Magazine last week, the NFL has adopted a “blackout” policy, preventing local fans from viewing their team’s games if the game in question fails to sell out its tickets.

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The Best Shot in the History of Tennis

Given the importance of the situation, the relative skill level of the players and the stage of the match, this is possibly the most high-leverage, super-clutch trick shot you will ever see in your life…

John Mayer is Mentally Disabled

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This week, Asylum.com released a piece on the greatest baseball broadcasting bloopers of all time. Hidden among the collection is some eye-opening play-by-play by pop-star and talented paper weight, John Mayer

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Parents Euthanize Lame Gymnast

Wow. Just wow. I think the Onion may have just leveled up.

Auto-Tuning the Scatological

Mark my words: The Auto-Tuning phenomenon is the next big thing in viral videos. My kingdom for a talented musical engineer.

Anyway, here’s Hall of Famer, George Brett, re-telling some charming dinner tales to anyone who will listen (or who happen to be trapped in ear-shot via mandatory calisthenics).

(Warning for language and those who aren’t regaled by poop-humor).