Message Board Territoriality, The New Segue Sound Effect, THe Price is Right Chop Shop, Fairytale Elves vs. Fantasy Elves, The Last Great Viking Debate of ’07, St. Magnus the Fictional, Sabre-Tooth Tiger Soup, Dentist Holliday, And How Clangy was the Iron Age?
The Kris Kringle of Kaspersky, Waiting for Bureacracy and Global Climate Trends, Craigslist’s Free Rent for Nakeds, John Woo’s Body Swapper, Diplomatic Abortions, and Unanimous Euthenasia, and the Great Baby Migration of 2176, and A New Emu.
Chinese Dissidents Discover Emus, Incompetent Translation, The Teddy Bear that Shall Not be Named, Darwinian Cannabalism, The Internet Saga of ‘Two Girls One Cup’, Russ Identifies with Surfers who Rob Banks while Wearing Nixon Masks, And a Special Edition of Mep Lore: Drug Variety Night.
A Minor Miscalculation, Turkey Crunk Lore, Your Choices are Commercialism or Gluttony, Parades that Come to You, My Grandson Works for the Mystery Tubes, The Legend of Fallopius Flairndip, Calling Greg, In Person E-mail Scams, O Beethoven! O Kids! O Tables!, and All Movies Prominently Featuring Domesticated Animals are Terrible.
The Prodigal Emu Returns, Trent Lott – Minority Whip, Immortal Dead Clams, TMR Institues the Alzheimer’s Prevention Hour, The Great Audio Braille Experiment, Two Bumps Two Bumps Two Bumps, Traiblazers Draft Edward Scissorhands, Rejecting Max Contracts, There are no Ampersands in Baseball, And, Whatever You Do, Stop at Purple Belt!
Russ Goes Boing Boing Boing, And Subsequently Runs out of “Units,” Speed Readers vs. Auctioneers, TMR Eats a Turkey Sandwich with the Devil, MassiveAwesomeErectionWebsite.com, The Adventures of Flying Buttress Boy, Greg Desperately Wants to Ridicule Navy Football, Force Lightning in a Can, Cows and Terrorists Conspire to Turn the World into a Slurpee, and Clea Ponders Why Tourists Enjoy Reaching Up the Bull’s Ass.
(Guest Co-host: Kevin Grinberg) Metier Me, Fictional Portals to Hell, Militarizing North Korea’s De-militarized Zone, The Gatorade Center for High Fructose Corn Syrup Pouring, Word Empowering, Elementary Racism by Dr. Watson, Deterrence via Overreaction, Greg’s Tales of Road Rage, and Can the Elderly Competently Commit Felonies?
Yankees Lose! Theeee Yankees Lose!, Russ Blames the Red Sox for 9/11, MepWiki: A Page That Will Live in Infamy, TMR Drafts Holy Warriors for the Great Battle Against the Clown, Smart Chocolate, Weird Foods, Discussion Gets “Interesting” (Sadly), Knights Templar Bugger Pope, Soft-Modding and You, And Hating Cannot.Sleep.Clown.Will.Eat.Me@gmail.com
The Tale of Ernest Schaudenfreuder: The Inventor of Milled Beer, The Meaningless Lives of Met Fans, The Dangers of Emotional Investment in the MacDonalds ‘Monopoly’ Game, Fantatical Powers, Clea Compares Monks to Satanists, Anarchists Have Trouble Coordinating, TMR’s First Stock Tip, New Yorkers Complain About Fascism, The Falafel Man and His Propaganda, And the Great Mystery of the Holiday Inn Express ‘Stay Smart’ Campaign.
The Sleep and Science Episode: Russ Dreams Bad Sci-fi Scripts, Comatose Revelations, Alpha-Wave Meditation Cults, Lucy Dreams, Greg Dreams of Zsa Zsa Gabor and Arnold Schwarzenegger Carrying a Pasta Machine, TMR Solves the Energy, Climate Crises and Iraq war Trifecta, and Time-Traveling Reverse-Psychology Nazi Ad Campaigns.