Simultaneous Mepping, Greg Gets Mistaken for a Sixteen Year-Old, Hugh Grant’s Whore Mangler, Enterprise Fender-Benders, Costco’s Sarcastic Price Club, Clea Learns to Hate, Telemarketing 101, More Wiki-Vandalism, All Sex is Rape Until it’s Not, and Newsflash: Christopher Walken is Strange.
Russ and the Russian go to Heckling School, Joe Stuhoob’s Inn for Scalpers, Men’s Room Humor, The Great Dogfighting Debate of Ought-Seven, Consecutive Alternating Hooks = Invincibility, The 60s Stun, Dogs are Klingons, Dog Eugenics, and Michael Vick Sodomizes the Elderly and/or Disabled.
Serial Amazon Reviewers, Who is Harriet Klausner?, Off-Off Broadway Flops, Wiki-ruption, Everyone’s Favorite Show: “Let’s Go Outside and Watch the Dueling Guys Shoot Each Other in the Head!”, Renaissance Message Boards, Steinbeck to Steinbrenner, Boom Goes the Dynamite, and Rex Hudler: Color Man or 1920s Seductress?
A Day that Will Live in Famy, Russ Travels to the Land of Storey Shuffles Off this Mepper Coil (to a 21 Bagpipe Salute), Clea Gets Called Up to the Majors, Russ Becomes a Salmon, Comedy vs. a Stable Family Life, Russ Almost Gets Married and Doesn’t Know Why, Russian Litigators < Breasts, When Reality Shows Shouldn't Be, Decapitated Heads Also < Breasts, Male Breasts Also < Female Breasts, Beauty is in the Eye of the Double Helix, An End to Vague Demographic Descriptions, and Prisoners are People Even in Sign Language..
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A Day that Will Live in Famy, Russ Travels to the Land of Deliverance, Major City Qualifications, DC Madames Attend Debate Camp, Al Qaeda M.D., The National Automotive Threat Level, Fantasies of Alien Conquerors, This Next Story May Kill You, The Future of Wooden Cyborgs in MLB (Joe Nuxall vs. Buffalo Knuckles), Saturn’s Curse, and Marauding Gangs of Betrothed Jews.
The Art Interpretation Episode: Russ’ Little Secret, the Power of Oprah, Artists Too Cool for an Audience, Accessibility of Books, Your Lover vs. Houghton-Mifflin, the MMORPG of Doom, Cocaine is Not Art, How to Interpret the New Hit Song Called “Kill Yourself, Kill Yourself, Kill Yourself Now”, Serial Killers’ Reading Lists, and this Episode Makes You Stab Your Neck.
Anger Confidential, Greg Tries to Get Storey Fired, Buzz Gooberman to the Rescue, Red Sox Paranoia, Tales of Unending Roadtrips, Unwise Trip to Wise, Uneducated Trip to Oxford, Subjective Theories of Time, Quantum Mechanics, and Particle Physics.
Whoa-oa-oa, Letter from a Chad, Prophet Meter, Three’s Company in Gitmo and Abu Ghraib, Jim Croce Plugged, Greg Learns Who Raffi Is, John Ritter the Ninja Turtle, APDA Werewolf/Mafia, Meta-Meta-Meta Rally Time, Fun with Plantar Fasciitis, Giambi’s Gellin’, RPG Realism Revisited, and Grailade.
Russ Tries to Get Storey Killed at a Mariners/Angels Game, the Rally Gorilla, Greg Learns Compassion in a Hockey Arena, Russ’ USCongress.TV, A-Rod Plays Uno with a Stripper, Michael Kay Continues to be an Idiot, Storey’s Opposition to Privacy, Storey Makes an Announcement that Disgusts the Others, the Wife-Beating Crap-Eater, and Exhibitionist Puritans.
This Bird Has Flown (Norwegian Greg), Chewbacca Dies, The Onion Concedes, Russ Fought the Law and the Law Won, Hon. Douglas Malcolm’s Most Just Celery Sandwich, The Strange Ethics of Acceptance in Norwegian Lines, Viking Pillaging vs. Snail Cultivation, Austin and His JDate Crash a Skating Party, Russ Joins a Ditzy Commercial Girl and an Axe-Murderer in the Non-Sheep Reject Pile, and a Serious Discussion of the Dead: Jerry Falwell, Ronald Reagan, and Shawshank’s Warden Norton.